so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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