She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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