I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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