this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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