Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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