we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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