If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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