I got chris browned last night
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
