Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
