we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
you will always have a special place in my vag
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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