If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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