I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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