i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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