I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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