If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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