lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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