wanna go halves on a baby?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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