What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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