I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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