I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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