D3 body, D1 cock
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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