yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I deserve this hangover.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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