It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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