Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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