I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
there was a trapeze. enough said
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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