She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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