I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Holy shit dude........stairs
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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