Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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