so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
porn star boner night. come get it.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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