Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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