His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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