i just wanna soil my oats bro
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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