Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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