watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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