youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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