If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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