I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
only you would photoshop your dick
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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