there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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