found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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