he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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