If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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