sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
we have pet lesbian snakes
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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