PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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