We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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