what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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