Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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