I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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