It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
