Well douche your snatch and let's go!
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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