I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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