But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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