No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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